marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it
the year is 2019. ebay is going bankrupt. in an effort to save the site they put ebay up for auction on ebay. i buy it for 10 billion dollars. i now have to pay 10 billion dollars to myself. where am i going to get that kind of money
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does